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Jesus Birthday.

Christmas Day arrived earlier this year…I swear it did! We woke up in Wanaka had a huge buffet breakfast then went for a walk lakeside. We discovered a stand of kanuka that is indigenous to the area plus an area … Continue reading

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Views du jour.

Here is a curated selection of stunning South Island scenery from today’s leg of our Adventure of a lifetime. Touring the South Island on our motorcycle.

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Four hundred & twenty seven point two.

Today we made what was for me an endurance trek on the bike. Traveling between Christchurch and Wanaka. We encountered the strongest wind gusts I have ever felt and as I looked around us at the topography and the barren … Continue reading

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Eyebrows for a corpse.

The second installment in my ongoing series ‘What the?’ Is a real treat. Now I am the first to slap on a false moustache if the moment calls for it. I recall wearing one for Christmas day a couple of … Continue reading

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I’m on a boat.

Today is the beginning of our Adventure of a Lifetime. Summer Holiday Circa 2013/14. It began early. At 12:15am to be precise when my old nemesis the alarm insisted that we abruptly end our slumber and get out of bed. … Continue reading

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Sexy. Love. Ignorant.

Small town New Zealand has many charms. The quaint coffee shops, the composting toilets and the friendly locals. A ridiculously long Main Street with the highway running through it and only one pedestrian crossing plus an abundance of roundabouts. Always … Continue reading

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Birthday Festival.

My birthday falls one day before the all important birthday of Jesus. You might have heard of him. I love having a birthday in summer however it does get somewhat overshadowed by Jesus and his birthday celebrations. It has only … Continue reading

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Stay Classy Naenae.

I have whipped myself into a packing and cleaning frenzy as I pack for my South Island motorcycle Adventure of a Lifetime ( AoaL). Somehow the packing morphed into a massive spring clean purge of my wardrobe and once I … Continue reading

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Blackbird.

Summer in my garden brings lots of beauty, joy and responsibility. There is the weeding, mulching, planting and general garden and lawn maintenance that takes time… As well as that I have added provider to my list of chores. We … Continue reading

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It is only just barely over one week until I/we hit the road on our ‘Adventure of  a Lifetime’ South Island motorcycle adventure slash honeymoon slash road trip slash summer holiday. Today I did chores. I did not leave the … Continue reading

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